Ngilu’s Axe Falls: Fayo and Omwange Suspended For Incompetence

 

Embittered Kaluki

To say that failed Ngilu has lately gone berserk is to put it rather mildly. The rejected woman is bitter and on a free fall after sensing massive defeat that awaits her at the ballot following her mismanagement and looting of the county.

To vent out her anger, the outgoing governor has turned her frustrations on her officers whom she is harassing and tossing around like chicken poop.

The latest casualties to fall under Ngilu’s wrath are Galgalo Fayo (Governor’s director of communications) and Denis Omwange Nyang’au alias real Msangi who is the official Twitter advisor for the rejected governor.

As you read this, the two officers are licking their wounds in unknown places after Ngilu, on the advice of her closest cartels slapped the two with a mandatory and unpaid 30 days leave. Ngilu accused them of high level incompetence, laziness and lack of creativity in nursing up her dwindling fortunes.

“Vijana wamekula suspension bwana. Imagine 30 days unpaid, you should have seen them collecting the suspension letters signed by Chepchieng, they looked dejected and totally distraught as if they had been forcefully fed on a frog’s soup” our reliable mole who is privy to the details said.

After grabbing his suspension letter, the paranoid and clueless Fayo retreated to his favourite Joint; Moonlight Hotel where he ordered for Chai masala and made some hurried calls to Marsabit. Since he spoke majorly in Kiborana, what our mole at the hotel picked from his calls was the repeated word ‘resign…resign’.

On his part Omwange just disappeared from the radar like the lost Malaysian jet and this explains why the chap hasn’t been seen online defending the Queen of graft.

Have you also been wondering where Fatuma Ngesa is? Wonder no more. Our desk can reliably inform you that Fatuma whose official title is Communications (WhatsApp advisor) to the governor was also dismissed as a valueless soul and the embittered governor told her to stay off her skirts.

“What is your value here? I don’t see it…stay away from me, ndikwenda mamundu ma kumbatiiya mana matena value” our mole quotes Kaluki telling the terrified Fatuma who has since gone missing, reportedly battling depression. In her capacity as WhatsApp advisor, Fatuma was the official rumour miller for the governor and would more often than not report other officers to the Queen until she was squashed.

While Skymoon desk agrees with Kaluki that Fayo is incompetent, clueless and lacks tact, the same cannot be said of Omwage. This Kisii scavenger has some bits of good brain and he knows one or two things about fixing his hole, albeit with the usual Kisii attitude.

As part of the come back condition – if ever - Ngilu and her cartels want Fayo and Omwange to learn how to speak Kikamba in preparation for a dispatch to the villages to woo voters!

colourless Galgalo Fayo

Denis Omwange alias real msangi