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Outgoing kitui governor Kaluki OUTGOING Kitui governor Kaluki Ngilu has uncharacteristically been missing from the public eye for 2 weeks in a row. This is quite unlike Ngilu who likes to hog public attention with theatrics and voodooism designed as development.  For 14 days now, Ngilu hasn't chaired her void early morning cabinet meetings, a preserve that has now been left to DG Wathe Nzau.  " Even in these meetings, we are not informed where the governor is or what she is up to. No apologies no greetings " reported one cabinet member. Ngilu's absence from the public has left many questions than answers, curiously because even her close henchmen and slaves have no idea where she is or have been prevailed upon to keep mum. Why? Our reliable desk sniffed around and established that the governor's driver and other close minders are very much around but the governor is no show. Her absence from the county is being spoken about in hushed tones and in dark alleys.  We ...

  Lands n Physical planning minister Masila Your trusted desk has once again landed on an evil plan that has been hatched by one of Ngilu's embattled CEC to harass, intimidate and possibly beat up the newly appointed Lands Minister Samson Nyamai Masila. Our desk has reliably been informed that the embattled CEC whose ministry was split up recently is working in cahoots with a vicious land cartel that had allocated themselves several pieces of public land. On assuming office at the County Ministry of Lands & Physical planing, the youthful Masila instantly went on a drive to keenly look at the land files and clean up the mess in the department. But what the new CEC found was both puzzling and shocking.   "The new minister landed on documents showing that the embattled colleague alongside a cartel have allocated themselves prime pieces of land that belongs to the public. Masila then immediately initiative a process of reverting that land back to the public, something that has...

Restless Catherine Muvea A nasty drama erupted at the Outpatient Department at Kitui level 4 hospital when sacked Ngilu's WhatsApp advisor who is now the head of casual workers at the facility Fatuma Ngesa and the newly posted Catherine Muvea nearly clobbered each other like sewage rats.  The ugly scene that happened in the presence of the Med Sup and the newly posted Administrator almost brought operations at the facility to a standstill as the two aging maids insulted each other like mad baboons.  Trouble started when Catherine Muvea, who is rumoured to be an official mpango wa kando to a Western Kenya mercenary who calls the shots at the juakali mbee nzei government informed Fatuma that she was now the new boss following new changes made by the foreign cartel.  " She told Fatuma the changes made by her sponsor would take effect immediately at which stage Fatuma's fuse snapped and she went on the offensive insulting her to high heavens. She told Catherine she is not a t...