Mega Theft: Ngilu's Office Cleaned Up By Hired Burglars


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Kitui county governor's office - as we know it- is now a shell of its former self. 


Today, we boldly reveal to you details on how the office was a few days ago vandalized and all the valuable office items carted away at night in a truck 🚛.


According to our reliable sources, four men in a min truck drove in at the dead of the night, and in about one hour, cleaned the office of all the valuables. 


It is not immediately clear where the items worthy tens of millions of shilliings were relocated to but our detectives are nosing around. 


Our sources at the collapsed mbee nzei regime have told our desk that Kaluki Ngilu's office was furnished like no other in East and Central Africa, with designer and magnificent furniture decorating the spacious office. These are no more.


What was stolen

Our trusted tipsters have disclosed that some of the high end valuable items stolen in the pre-arranged night burglary include:


1. A humongous designer table made of mahogany worthy millions of Shillings


2. Designer sofa sets worthy hundreds of thousands of shillings


3. Reclining seats worthy tens of thousands of shillings


4. Designer mini tables worthy tens of thousands of shillings


5. A humongous Refrigerator with a mini bar compartment worthy hundreds of thousands of shillings


6. A dust absorbing designer carpet worthy hundreds of thousands of Shillings


7. A wall to wall, 3D flat screen TV set worthy hundreds of thousands of shillings 


8. A sizable office cupboard made of teakwood worthy tens of thousands of shillings.


9. Two desktop computers & a printer


10. A photocopier machine worthy hundreds of thousands of shillings.


- According to our highly placed mole, the hired 4 goons who were wearing hoods carted away the items one by one, methodically placing them in their truck and seemed to be in no hurry as they cleaned the office. 


The hired burglars however left behind office curtains covering the windows to fool curious people that all is well in the office. They also left behind one seat for Ngilu's PA, the long-term slave by the name Dorcas Wandia who is a distinguished bottle kisser. 


"Everything of value was taken away. Everything. We don't know on whose instructions the sanctioned burglars were operating" revealed our trusted mole.


Once the valuables were safely secured in the truck, the goons jumped in before the driver reversed and sneaked out smoothly, melting into darkness to unknown destination. 


This office clean up comes hot on the heels of reports that thieves at mbee nzei are plotting how to steal everything of value from their offices before the quack administration is buried on 9th August.



Coming Up: Arsonists hired to set fire on targetted offices before mbee nzei is wound up. Which offices? Stay tuned


Also coming up: The Manyenyoni mega theft! 


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