Fighting for Balls : Amorous Female MCAs

Horny or just wayward? 

Fighting for balls - coming up sizzling 🔥🔥

~ A dishonourable fight it was. By now you must have heard from the grapevine how two female MCAs went for each other - tongue, nails and teeth - as each sought to prove ownership over their object of love and infatuation - a rotund chap with a fat face and a goatee to boot!


~ Our bold and factual desk has obtained video footage of the nasty cat fight during the moment when the two _mishonourables_ went for each other's jugular - evidently fighting for balls. We also have a first hand account narration from the Villa's staff. 


~ As you read this, one recalcitrant MCA (yes the one u are looking at) has vowed not to let her stud boy slip off her hands like a punch of millet. 


~ The other, who describes herself as the Assembly's First Lady has vowed to walk all the way to the moon & back to protect her _mapenzihood._ 


¶ Who will blink first? 


¶ What will save the runaway Casanova? Maybe a pack of steel balls to quench his women's thirst and fire!


Stay tuned as we serve you the explosive 🧨 dossier, bit by bit, colour by colour, descriptively.  



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