What balls? He has No Balls Worthy my Type - Says goddess Mbithe

Goddess Mary Mbithe 

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He's not my type - Says goddess Mbithe 

A charming and neck breaking female MCA at Kitui County Assembly who is popularly known as the Assembly's goddess has scoffed at reports that she fought a fellow MCA over a pack of balls. 


Mary Mbithe, nominated on Wiper party admitted that indeed it was true she exchanged pepper hot slaps with her colleague Judith Wanza from far East. 


In an exclusive interview with one of our top moles, goddess Mbithe who owns the most sexy eyes this side of Sahara said that the man in question has no balls worthy her fight.


"Balls? What balls? Does he have balls worthy my type?" Mbithe scoffed when our mole reached out to her. 


The goddess whose eyes are said to have the  power to see through a man's soul then added: 


"It was just a little flexing of muscles ndio heshima idumu. Huyo mumama should not try me" she said. 


The slaying goddess is said to be living large and a carefree lifestyle, attracting admiration and curiosity from many quarters. A number of male university drop outs are said to frequent the assembly's public gallery just to catch a glimpse of the fine girl from Kanyangi.  


Male MCAs who were interviewed for this story admitted that Mbithe lights up the Assembly with her smile and inviting eyes even when the electricity goes off. 


"She is a good girl. That's all I can say, don't probe further. I should know" stated one male MCA before flashing a knowing smile and begging not to be quoted out of context. 



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