Desert Beach-park: Skymoon Congratulates Kaluki

Greetings madam mama. Let us start by admitting that it has been a bumpy ride thus far, what with our undercover detectives going beyond the call of duty to expose the Queen's nakedness. We must however hasten to add that it is nothing personal. You see madam governor, you are the custodian of our public purse at the county, and you hold the position in trust for the public. And for that very reason, we are compelled to hold you to account. But we digress!

Let us as matter of fact congratulate you for your latest milestone - that of designing a desert beachpark, complete with canoes and boats to blight the suffering of Kitui population. It is a timely adventure, we admit. A real game changer, as you would put it. 

The idea of designing an ocean right in the middle of Kitui town is a great milestone that needs accolades. But we can't compete with your lickers and slaves who are already falling over themselves in patting your back for this nobility. We just hope they will allow us a little space to say our congratulations. 

You see madam mama, Kitui is in dire need of water. Now, having this water body a few metres from your home is a great idea. The thirsty lot in Mutha, Voo, Kanziku, Endau and indeed all the ndee nations can now easily access this water...what with the new tarmac. Those who cannot, we are sure you have plans to fetch it in water bowsers and deliver it to their doors!

And ooh, we forgot to mention that the launch of the desert beach was a great fanfare. We saw some idlers  dangling from the 'canoes' and giving the impression of well fed salamanders.  A spectacle indeed. What an ingenious way to reward your slaves. 

We also reckon that the desert beach will come in handy for your officers, especially those who toil so hard to ensure your bank accounts never run dry. Here we have in mind the likes of your son Nene, Blackie Wamukoya and the whole caboodle of dignified thieves  that slave for you. Not forgetting the idle, blind lickers from Nyansiongo and others. They will all take time off their busy schedules and cool off their skins at the beach, before returning to the offices to bang up their assess and make u richer and richer.

Did we forget to say the desert beach is in line with your food and water moneyfesto? It is true. Its proximity to the vast and dormant grounds of Ithookwe is a perfect setting for possible irrigation farming. We can pump the waters to the nearby farms and grow food - maize, carrots, fufu et al and make Kitui food secure. We know you have these plans in the pipeline. 

The Eco park is a serene environment for relaxation. Your officers, haunted and hunted by EACC and DCI for facilitating looting will need the beach park more to cool off their stresses and kill depression. Those who steal and hide public money under their beds. Those impeached by the assembly. Those that are being investigated for torching offices, the phony looting contractors - you see - the whole lot of criminals. They need these facilities to massage their tired bones and minds, lest they go bonkers! 

Madam mama, you are a genius. We can't wait to see what more game changer ideas you spin from your handbag. All we are sure of is that they will be in line with your moneyfesto. 

Congrats for getting the priorities correct.

Yours truthfully,

Skymoonetworks.com