How Governor Malombe Rescued Kinengo from Dubai Detention

Warmonger Speaker Katisya

Our Reporter 

 Sometimes in July 2024, embattled Speaker Kinengo Katisya and his usual band of money squanderers jumped into a plane, with dozens of suitcases and flew to one of their favourite destinations; Dubai.

It was a two weeks exquisite global tour in which Kinengo and his troupe had planned the money minting tour to the last detail. They were to live large and earn big per diem. 

The team was to lodge at an exclusive Hotel owned by a famous Sheikh where bed and breakfast costs the price of a kidney per night. And they were to stay there for 14 days, eating life with a big spoon and flying in the sand dunes with speed scooters. 

Breathtaking Nepalese girls ...

In this exclusive hotel, waiters are not your usual Mt Kenya girls. Here, a Bevy of lithe, beautiful damsels have been imported from Vietnam and Nepal to serve the high end clientele. 

A source who was in the tour revealed to us that the extravagant Kinengo loves this particular Hotel due to its population of gorgeous Nepalese girls who serve him his favourite Scotch whisky while letting him feed his eyes on their succulent perky boobs.

"Huyo jamaa anapenda starehe my friend. When it comes to enjoying life, Kinengo takes the crown" our tipster revealed, and broke into a prolonged laughter, promising to give us more sizzling details about an encounter the self serving Kinengo had with a vulputuous Vietnamese girl named Ankita who kept smiling and winking at him on the third day at the world class hotel.

But that's a story for another day.

So Kinengo and his gang spent 2 weeks in this hotel, and when the day for checking out came, the rest of the Dubai visitors were allowed out, save for Kinengo.

He was to be detained over unpaid bills totalling to Ksh8.9 million, accrued earlier. The boy from Musavani was dumbstruck.

Call to Governor on a bended knee...

So what does he do? He thought of reaching out to the erratic, small Gideon Mulyungi but he dropped the idea. Does he call Kaluki or Kalonzo or Kiema Kilonzo?

Finally , Kinengo decided to reach out to Governor Julius Malombe, a man he now wants the world to believe is fighting him. 

The embattled Speaker called and spoke in the best Ngura accent he could master to convince the Governor to rescue him. 

"Your Excellency Sir, vaa nivaumila mathina, I'm actually detained at the Hotel, please mwa your Excellency....." Kinengo begged, almost in tears. The Governor, fatherly as always, was willing to save his skin.

Fundraising for Kinengo's bail

In that very moment, the Governor  called an abrupt meeting of his top officers and together they raised the required amount to bail out Kinengo. The money was immediately wired to Dubai to secure his release.

In a matter of hours, Kinengo was back home, shaken but safe, courtesy of Dr Malombe.  Sadly, the rogue fella has remained ever ungrateful, chaotic and gossipy.

If the Governor was bad as Kinengo and his dense lap dancers claim, he would have let the recalcitrant Speaker rot in Dubai. 

Kinengo is ungrateful, disrespectful and full of himself and full of bullshit.

He must carry his own cross for troubles he has brought to himself. The die is cast.