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Our Reporter  Just a few days to the General Elections, our desk has landed on top Intelligence Report that seems to seal the fate of Jubilee and ODM candidates in Wiper party strongholds.  According to the Parties Intelligence Report seen by our team, President Uhuru Kenyatta who is the leader of Jubilee party and ODM leader Raila Odinga have agreed to technically withdraw their support for any candidates affiliated to their parties who are running against Wiper candidates in Ukambani . This, according to the Intelligence Report is informed by the fact that the two top Azimio la Umoja leaders do not want to antagonize Kalonzo in his stronghold. President Kenyatta and Odinga have instead agreed to support Kalonzo to win all major seats in the Ukambani region. These seats, according to a memo signed by the two include Parliamentary seats, Senatorial seats and Governors seats.  "The two leaders have a lot of respect for Kalonzo whom they want to work with to defeat Ruto. As such, th

  Cartels *Open Letter...* 📨 📨 DEAR KITUI RESIDENTS/ VOTERS - DON'T LET THE ELEPHANT 🐘 DIE WITH ITS TASKS ~~ Greetings folks, ladies and gentlemen. This is your favourite and bold desk, the _Skymoon Desk_ talking directly to you. Come with us. ~~ The last couple of days, you have seen and witnessed an unholy alliance between the outgone Charity Ngilu and the retired Museums of Kenya aged employee Mailu Musila. ~~ Now folks, you will notice that the failed Ngilu is the only governor in the whole country who performed so dismally that on her own volition, and choking from the people's mounting pressure, chose not to defend her seat.  ~~ Her misadventure in office over the last 5 years was characterized by looting cartels, raw pilferage, mysterious fires and brazen incompetence, thereby sinking the county to the abyss.   ~~ However Ngilu is shameless. To extend her misrule, she has found a perfect Candidate in Mailu Musila, the Jubilee's comatose candidate. ~~ Musila, thr

Our Writer   Kitui county governor's office - as we know it- is now a shell of its former self.  Today, we boldly reveal to you details on how the office was a few days ago vandalized and all the valuable office items carted away at night in a truck 🚛. According to our reliable sources, four men in a min truck drove in at the dead of the night, and in about one hour, cleaned the office of all the valuables.  It is not immediately clear where the items worthy tens of millions of shilliings were relocated to but our detectives are nosing around.  Our sources at the collapsed mbee nzei regime have told our desk that Kaluki Ngilu's office was furnished like no other in East and Central Africa, with designer and magnificent furniture decorating the spacious office. These are no more. What was stolen Our trusted tipsters have disclosed that some of the high end valuable items stolen in the pre-arranged night burglary include: 1. A humongous designer table made of mahogany worthy mi