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Kimanzi Muange Kimanzi Muange is not your typical guy in the hood. He is a man who espouses diplomacy and is well exposed.  He is also calculative and highly patient, to those who know him closely, from his time when he worked as an embassy attaché in several Kenyan missions around the world.  So when he joined mbee nzei regime, Muange must have thought he will be held in high esteem due to his colourful profile. Sadly for him, he soon realized he was dealing with demons and ghouls. But being a patient guy, Muange opted to hang on there and take it in. He was also honing his skills for politics, for Muange wants to be the next Tseikuru MCA. For those who don't know him, Muange is a smartly dressed guy. It is easy to see your image through the sheen of his shining shoes.  He is always donning a suit and a tie, with every strand of hair in its place. From the face value, Muange is a man  allergic to hogwash and incompetence.  But that's what he has been fed at mbe...

Besieged The assembly has immediately stopped failed and outgoing governor Ngilu from any further recruitment of county staff. In a letter signed by the county clerk and addressed to the chair of County Public Service Board Mrs Makindi (we have a special episode on Mrs Makindi engaged in salacious scandal with another lady coming up), the assembly has ordered the board to immediately stop any plans to hire more staff until the thorny issue of ghost workers in the county  payroll is addressed.  " You are directed to stop further staff recruitment until the issue raised earlier (on ghost workers) is addressed failure to which stern will be taken against you" the letter reads in part.  Kitui county under Ngilu has been cited even by the Auditor General for having undocumented workers who pocket hundreds of thousands of shillings every month.  These ghost workers have been conveniently placed in the county payroll by the governor and her cartels to loot county coffers, ...

  Wathe Nzau, frustrated but smiling  That failed and outgoing Kaluki Ngilu has fallen out with his amiable deputy, Wathe Nzau and continues to use every opportunity to frustrate him is not in doubt.   Wathe has been a besieged man in the juakali mbee nzei administration where he, and his aides survive without allowances, since his claims are never processed. On Wednesday, Ngilu assembled a team of her slaves and lickers at her Ithookwe home, ostensibly to "eat with them" after surviving the deadly COVID-19 malady. (We recently reported how she collapsed at her home and airlifted to Nairobi where she was put on oxygen for days) During the Ithookwe meeting, Wathe was not invited and the organizers had strict directives to keep him in the dark. The deputy governor only came to learn of the event after reading about it on social media, according to our resident moles in the ramshackle government. " He was not aware. They did not invite him. They kept him in the dark, it is ...

Faith Makau A foolish and horny baluyia young man was beaten like a rabid dog and left for the dead by an angry Mwingi mob after being cornered when he was about to kill a local beauty.  The dashing beauty identified as Faith Makau is said to have given the randy man sleepless nights due to her striking beauty and appetising figure. The lovestruck fella even joined the girl's church, ATG, and acquired a second hand counter suit, all in an effort to woo her. Sadly for him, Faith, a student at Utalii college rejected his amorous advances. Disgruntled, bitter and cuckolded, the fool identified as Kevin Baraza hatched a scheme to finish off the girl. On the fateful day, he spotted her heading to a shop and fooled her that he needed help to carry some church equipment to their church.  At the church, Baraza used to play keyboard and hoped that his expertise in the musical instrument would endear him to his object of infatuation. What an unlucky lad! Now back to the house, where Fai...

  If there was any doubt that the museum of Kenya retiree David Musila is in UDA, the doubt has been cleared now. Our desk has landed on secretive engagements between Musila and his agents whom he has directed to join UDA/Ruto camp in preparation for his entry.  Although the 91 year old retired old man pretends to be in Wiper and in love with Kalonzo, evidence shows he is scheming how to rock the Wiper boat from within and diminish Kalonzo's political strength by supporting his rival; Ruto. Musila's key men, among them the little known and colourless Jonathan Mueke and self seeking Migwani MCA Philip Nguli Kalumaita, who profess their support for Musila have expressly joined the Ruto camp.  Mueke is earmarked to become Musila's running mate. Kalumaita on the other hand is one of the staunch lickers of the grandpa and he cannot act without Musila's knowledge and approval, especially one year to the elections.  Another of Musila's diehard licker is Philma Kanini, the ...

Outgoing Machakos Governor Alfred Mutua will spend the cold season alone and lonely after his second wife, Lilian resigned from their doomed relationship.   In a winding post on social media, Lilian who never had a child for the governor waxed lyrical about her exit from Mutua's armpits, saying she had also ditched the county first Lady title.  It is not clear whose bed she will be warming now as Mutua is gnawed by cold. Why couldn't she wait for the presidential wannabe to actualize his imaginary dreams? Mutua's first wife Josephine Thitu divorced him and fled to Australia with their 3 children. At one time, Mutua attempted to evict Josephine from their house in one of Nairobi's leafy suburbs after acquiring the dotcom Lilian. Lilian worked as a flight attendant before she sneaked into Machakos county where she is said to have made a fortune while Mutua kept on drooling over her like a hormone charged street boy.  Her latest acquisition in Machakos is the multi mil...

  Old and vengeful Musila David Musila who retired to the Museums of Kenya seems to have covertly escalated his revenge on Wiper leader Kalonzo Musyoka. The 91 year old man, according to our impeccable sources, has joined UDA, though through a clandestine and highly secretive manner. To prepare his ground for full entry to UDA, the retired Musila has dispatched his nephew, the colourless Jonathan Mueke to join the Ruto party well in advance, as he prepares ground to pick him as his running mate for their already doomed and rejected gubernatorial candidature. According to our sources, grandpa Musila is part of an evil and vengeful cabal in Ukambani led by former Machakos senator Johnstone Muthama that had vowed to vanquish Kalonzo and his Wiper party. They hope to diminish his hold in the  region.  ”“ Muthama and Musila are old buddies driven by revenge. Muthama is the one who has advised Musila to join Ruto’s camp so that they can serve their revenge on Kalonzo. When you ...

A team of hustlers mobilized from Mwingi to grace the Ruto's Karen event have come back a bitter and cuckolded lot.  As soon as they landed in Mwingi town, the career hustlers started to vent out, lamenting how they felt misused and devalued after spending a night in the concrete jungle city where life is unforgiving. Some slept in Mukuru kwa Reuben while others were seen borrowing sleep at dungeons around Kawangware 46. "Imagine mtu analala Nairobi na mwishowe unapewa elfu tatu na mia mbili. Fare peke yake kutoka Kyuso ni 2k to and fro. Hii ni upuzi" lamented one female goon whose services included clapping and psyching the attendees.  The hustlers said the least they expected from the begging spree was Ksh15000, saying 3k was just a bad joke. "Tulishangaa kuona MCAs wanapewa elfu kumi. Kwani huyu jamaa hana pesa ama ninini inaendelea? 10k ni ya mahustler kama sisi sio waheshmiwa...hii ni tabu tu" whined another loser.  And now the team is blaming the organizer...

  Unqualified pharmacist The rot and mismanagement of Human Resource docket at the run down health department of Kitui is on another level. There is a very disturbing trend taking place in the County Ministry of Health whereby qualified staff in management positions are being frustrated and replaced by unqualified junior staff. The juniors’ only qualification is that they are related to Senior members of the current juakali county government. Sample this: At the derelict Kitui County Referral Hospital, an unqualified junior Pharmacist has been appointed as the Medical Superintendent (MedSup). What is shocking is that the fella is the junior most Pharmacist in the hospital, at job group M! He was recently employed and has no experience in even heading the Pharmacy Department at the hospital. At job group M, the irregularly appointed MedSup can't give instructions or supervise his seniors. And yet, according to our trusted sources, the hospital has more than 20 Doctors at job group P...