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Displaced squatters of Mumoni   Displaced Mumoni residents in Mwingi North who were evicted from a land near Kiambere dam and who are currently living in a bush have dismissed Ngilu's government as useless and callous. The bitter residents have also threatened to lynch any member of Ngilu's government who dares visit their place. This is after the outgoing and failed governor dispatched a team of officers to take bad foodstuffs to the evictees that mainly composed of Unga. What was shocking to the squatters about the donation was that the Unga was expired and had been infested with weevils and live maggots. A good number of the evictees who unknowingly consumed the Unga are currently suffering heavy bouts of hot diarrhoea, vomiting and serious stomachaches. The poisoned donation from the Juakali government was delivered to the squatters by cabinet neophyte Kyalo Watutu who incidentally comes from Mwingi and who should have known better. The Unga was dumped to them on April 26t...

It looks like outgoing Ngilu and her cartels have had their last laugh at the health department.  This after they finally dislodged Richard Muthoka from his former docket as health CO. Muthoka has now been dumped at the Trade department despite protestations from himself and his close gods such as Miltonic Kitute who was threatening to organize demos against Ngilu if Muthoka was transfered from health department. " Yeah ametolewa kabisa. Amepelekwa kwa Trade but he is not happy at all" our resident mole at the collapsed administration revealed. When Ngilu appointed Muthoka to the health docket, she claimed he was the right guy for the job since he has a degree in Pharmacy from a Punjab university in India.  However Muthoka started falling out with Ngilu when he started cutting his own deals and eating with people like Kitute whom he awarded lucrative tenders behind Ngilu's back.  When the outgoing governor realized she was not getting the rightful loot from the health doc...

When Kaluki Ngilu started courting Wiper leader Kalonzo Musyoka, whom she derides in secret, many people smelt a foul rat. This is because over the years, Ngilu has proven that she cannot be trusted, not with leadership nor friendship.  On Kalonzo specifically, it was just months ago when she was recorded by Kalembe Ndile in a telephone conversation in which she  mocked and ridiculed Kalonzo, describing him as useless coward and selfish. Her mockery for Kalonzo is the size of Sahara desert.  She had also joined Governors Mutua and Kibwana in an axis of evil made to reduce the former VP to a skeleton.  But with elections around the corner and with peoples anger boiling against her mismanagement of the county, the Queen who is seeking a re-election made an about turn and started sending emissaries to Kalonzo.  Being a Christian, (others would say being overly gullible too), Kalonzo cluelessly accepted Ngilu's overtures.  Before long, Ngilu's crooks started an...

Former Taita MP Mwalulu Outgoing and unpopular Kaluki Ngilu never ceases to amaze. This time round she has procured a former MP to help her stabilize her makeshift ramshackle government; that is doomed mbee nzei administration. The man who is coming in as Senior Communications Advisor (SCA)  is former Taita Taveta MP Jackson Mwalulu who also had a short stint in Makueni in the same capacity. Most of governor Ngilu's senior officers who are also blind lickers have convinced her that her failures can be traced to the Communications Department. Some have called for disbandment of the entire team that includes Twitter advisors from Keroka and the little Fatuma Ngesa. They hardly want to tell the Queen that she has failed and that the ground is hostile and has shifted. Our top moles have whispered to us that the entry of Mwalulu is already causing jitters within the communication team, with the fate of the Marsabit nomad hanging in the air.   Retired Taita Taveta Mp Jackson Mw...

Sacked John Makau Outgoing Kaluki Ngilu through her chief mortician Joshua Chepchieng now wants the sacked environment minister John Makau to hand over any county property he might be holding if he wants to be paid the Ksh1 million awarded to him by the court. Makau who was sacked early in 2020 after Ngilu accused him of incompetence sued the mbee nzei cartels led by the failed governor for wrongful dismissal. In his petition, Makau had also asked to be reinstated to his former job that has since been given out to a Ngilu slave. The court ruled in his favour and awarded the former waziri Ksh10,50,000. The reinstatement prayer was however quashed.  This is the money that Mbee Nzei is supposed to pay the former waziri but have written to him a terse letter that demands that he hands over any CGovt property he might be holding if he wants to be paid the money.  Our desk couldn't establish what property the cartels are referring to, though this could be a ploy to further frustrate...

Ngilu's 20M quack beach washed away Few months ago, outgoing Kaluki Ngilu launched what she called Kalundu Beach and Eco park, a useless and thoughtless project that gobbled up Ksh20 million.  While launching the shenzi project in a fanfare event attended by her foolish lickers and slaves, the outgoing governor pompously claimed that the beach would offer an opportunity to county residents to enjoy themselves. Everybody was skeptical about the foolish idea. The governor who has been cited as the most incompetent and thoughtless leader this side of Sahara had awarded looting tenders to her cartels to ferry sand, plant flowers and erect walls within the purported beach site.  She then procured a Christmas tree and canoes at exorbitant costs for the shenzi project that did not in anyway benefit the county residents. (Let them outline the benefits and we shall happily publish) During the much hyped launch, her lickers were seen dangling from the canoes and padding around like deme...

  A NUMBER of former Mbee Nzei officers whose thriving careers were dragged through the mud and killed by the outgoing Kaluki Ngilu have vowed not to go down without a fight. The disgruntled high ranking officers have individually sued Ngilu and are demanding tens of millions of shillings. Today, your bold, truthful and timely desk will tell you about Ngilu's former high ranking employees who have taken the fight right inside Ngilu's kraal. The petitions that have been seen by our desk expose Ngilu as evil, callous, inhuman, full of impunity and s legal quack.   *1. John Muneeni Makau*   Makau was the CECM in charge of Environment and Natural resources. One day, he travelled in his official car to Kitui south for an official assignment but on coming back, he was slapped with a show-cause-letter by Ngilu's mortician Joshua Chepchieng. The cartels accused the Bible quoting Makau of using his office for rent seeking among other queer accusations. He was given 7 days to ...