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Hopeless and useless mbee nzei regime has seemingly come to a sure death.  This was manifested yesterday during the sombre burial of Nancy Ndanu at Kyanika, following the death of the young lady after failing to get treatment at the run-down Kitui level 4 hospital.  During the highly charged funeral, bitter Kitui residents tore at failed Ngilu and her incompetent contraption for causing the senseless death of the young lady. Speaker after speaker, all the mourners agreed that Ngilu's time is up and that she must be kicked out mercilessly. Majority took issue with Ngilu's hospitalization at Nairobi hospital after collapsing at home. Her slave Koki Kuvasila had rough time addressing the mourners and on 4 occasions his mic was put off.  "Kwanini yeye hakutibiwa Kitui? Kwendeni huko mashetani nyinyi, useless...." Shouted a bitter woman, referring to Ngilu's admission at Nairobi hospital where she was flown in a chopper after her oxygen levels dropped dangerously due t...

  Disgraced Kitui East MP Nimrod Mbai is easily describable as a man who eats blood money. He is actually a fella with blood in his hands! But let us first condole with the family of this young lady (picture above) who died alongside her unborn child after she failed to  get oxygen at mbee nzei hospital. Our deepest condolences to her husband. May her soul find peace. Now, u will all remember disgraced Mbai is the fool who received bribes from Ngilu to purchase a section of MCAs, actually needy Kitui East MCAs to kill her impeachment. Now that was blood money! Looted money that would have possibly been used to ensure there is adequate oxygen in our hospitals. And with oxygen available, possibly this lady and her child would still be alive today. But disgraced Mbai opted to eat the blood money and entrench Ngilu's incompetence. The results are disastrous. People dying coz they can't get proper healthcare. Ngilu's incompetence and theft are killing Kitui people likes flie...

A doctor who attended to Kaluki Ngilu before she was airlifted to Nairobi on Sunday for critical care attention at a top city hospital has recounted how a team of medics fought to keep the governor breathing after her oxygen levels hit an all time low. According to the medic who confided in our trusted mole, the governor's oxygen levels had dropped to between 70 and 75  percent and she was struggling to breath. With no oxygen anywhere in Kitui county health facilities, the life of the governor was on the line. The medics who had been keeping a close watch of the governor since Thursday when she reportedly fell ill had tried to nurse her at home with a regimen of drugs. But when her oxygen levels began to deteriorate, the medics knew the situation could easily get out of hand. They summoned an Air Ambulance from Nairobi.  A team of flying doctors and two nurses lifted off at Wilson Airport in a small chopper fully equipped with state of the art medical equipment among them a ge...

Embattled Kaluki Ngilu has been medically airlifted to Nairobi for treatment after collapsing at her Ithookwe home. This is according to our highly placed and trusted moles who have been close to the outgoing governor since Thursday when she reportedly fell sick. Yesterday however, her condition deteriorated prompting her close allies to summon an Air Ambulance  to airlift her for treatment. The small helicopter touched down within Ngilu's home at around midday where the visibly sick governor was walked over, supported by two of her aides. Majority of her people including some loud mouths who pretend to be close were locked out of the home. As the chopper lifted off, the governor waved feebly and smiled to her team that had come to see her off. A nurse immediately put a brace around her neck.  According to the top moles, the outgoing governor was in her office on Thursday where she was dishing handouts to some of her slaves. While in the process she developed a bad fever and a...

Resigned What you are about to read here is classified info and a top secret. However, our veritable desk can today  authoritatively reveal what has happened under the smoke.  Caroline Musango, who was recently sworn in as a County Attorney has resigned from the juakali mbee nzei kiosk.  We have confirmed that Ms Musango (who is currently not in office) approached failed governor Kaluki with a resignation letter at the ready. This was after only a few months into office. Kaluki is said to have been shocked to the bonemarrow.  Our top moles in the hopeless juakali government reveal that the lady who is a lawyer by profession did not fit in and felt misplaced, especially after the rejected governor started dispatching the county executive members on shenzi assignments such as commissioning village pit latrines where they are required to excite disinterested crowds with shenzi mbee nzei tales.  " She also felt professionalism was not being embraced or valued in the...

True to what this blog and other patriotic blogs have been telling the people of Kitui county that retiree Musila has nothing to show, Mwingi Central MP Gideon Tsunami Mulyungi has finally let the cat out of the bag.  Addressing his voters in the constituency, Mulyungi took a swipe at the aged Musila who for decades took Mwingi residents for a ride, saying the Museum retiree has nothing to show to convince anybody to vote for him. Dr Mulyungi said in his less than 5 years as an MP, he had delivered more projects and services to the constituents compared to Musila's 15 years both as MP and assistant minister. " Show me one metre tarmac anywhere in Mwingi that was done by Musila, show me? My record in less than 5 years is thousand times better than his barren leadership" Tsunami said as his constituents clapped in agreement.  Buoyed up by the crowd, Mulyungi advised the 91 year old grandpa to permanently retire and stop wasting his time pursuing a selfish agenda.  " M...

Neglected and rejected failure   Sense has finally prevailed over nonsense as president Uhuru Kenyatta Friday abandoned his plans to visit Kitui county where outgoing Kaluki Ngilu had lined up shenzi projects for the head of state to sanitize. Desperate Kaluki who is facing massive rejection across the county had hoped to use the President's tour to sanitize her shenzi projects among them privately owned Kicotec godown, Kwa Kilui crusher that was procured by her son and Manyenyoni cabro factory whose products are sold at night in Thika and Kiambu. But upon getting intelligence reports that all Ngilu's projects are scandals of mega proportions where public money has been swindled, the Commander in Chief opted to give Ngilu and her Scandals a wide berth.  "It was agreed that the president should not be seen to be sanitizing corruption riddled projects in Kitui County that have caused so much anger among the residents. He opted to play safe and limit his tour to Konza and Thw...

Kaluki looking for scapegoats As you read this, outgoing Kaluki Ngilu has forthwith withdrawn the power to procure from the Chief Officers. In an internal memo that was communicated to the COs recently, Ngilu ordered the accounting officers to put on hold all plans to procure anything. According to insiders who spoke to our reliable desk, the move has left the COs in panic mode, with some fearing that they might be facing the axe as failed Ngilu seeks to sanitize herself.  Our desk also established that there is a looming 'reorganization of mbee nzei government' in which the indicted governor is planning to sack some of her COs while pushing others to irrelevant departments and others being reduced to flower girls and boys. This has caused real fear and panic in mbee nzei as the top officers live in a knife's edge, not knowing what to expect.  "We know she wants to do some shuffling in the executive and some of us are ready to go. We have seen the signs already. She wa...