Musila's Chief Campaigner Caught Up in Gun Drama

Paul Kitungu who nearly caused a gun massacre 

It looks like everything that is meant to go wrong for David Mailu Musila will definitely go wrong. 

Musila's chief campaigner and strategist Paul Kitungu, who is rumoured to be a licensed security thug nearly caused a gun massacre at Kitinga village in Mwingi Central Ward during the Wiper ward party primaries. 

Needless to say, Kitungu nearly lost his balls in the ensuing pandemonium in which he was clobbered like a lost hippo before his gun 🔫 came to his rescue. 

Let us give you the context.

Paul Kitungu who belongs to Jubilee party together with Musila had vested interests in the Wiper party primaries for the ward. Together with his boss, they plotted how to install a weak Wiper candidate who will face off with their candidate of choice on August 9 polls.

Bent on scuttling the Wiper primaries and ashaming Kalonzo in his backyard, the crooks had a weak candidate in the person of David Kivoto, a former county minister for Kaluki Ngilu's government. 

According to our top moles, Musila, Kitungu and cabal were creating a room for the weak and meek Kivoto to meet at the ballot with MCA Philma Kanini (Jubilee) so that Kivoto would be beaten like a drum in the polls. 

It seemed to work perfectly well for the crooks. So on Wednesday night, Kitungu and his hired militia scoured the depth and length of Mwingi Central ward appealing to the voters to come out like a flooding river and vote for Kivoto. 

"We have a candidate in this Wiper election. Twende tuchague Waziri Kivoto ndio apatane na mama Kwa debe. Mama atamuosha mapema, lakini tutamtafutia kakitu Kwa serikali ya mzee" Kitungu was heard in several stations telling voters. 

To sweeten the deal, Kitungu had earlier converted 60 thousands shillings into 50s and 100s to bribe the voters. Perfect. 

Come Thursday, Kitungu woke up at 5am, and took a heavy breakfast ready for the assignment. Before he left the house, he wore a jeans kinyasa and a trouser and stuffed their pockets with wads of notes of cash. 

He looked at the Beretta pistol lying on his bed and smiled broadly. He picked the killer weapon, stuck it on his right buttock and concealed it with an untucked oversize shirt. 

6am, Kitungu sent a short text to his boss and Philma. "Morning. Ready and out for mission".

His first stop was at Mwingi Gardens that had 4 polling stations. Through his militia, he managed to bribe some voters and immediately left for Mathyakani polling station. Later he visited Musukini & Kamunyu polling stations where he would be seen winking at his targeted voters while caressing his pockets - a signal that there was money if they voted 'wisely'.

Satisfied that his plan was working, he set his eyes for Kitinga Polling station. But unbeknownst to him, a team of village 'intelligence officers' were watching his every move.

A gang of no nonsense militia had then been formed and was lying in wait at Kitinga primary school. Sure as hell, Paul Kitungu drove in and walked straight into the angry killer human machine.

"Kala kamundu niko kaa" shouted one of the boys as the gang lashed out at Kitungu. "Mkamatie chini" another of the boys shouted as the more courageous one leapt in the air and went straight for Kitungu's balls.

One of the boys grabbed him by the collar as blows and kicks rained on him. Sensing death, Kitungu quickly reached for his right buttock and whipped out the Beretta pistol. Shocked, the boys scurried back giving him a room to free himself. 

"Ni toy ni toy, mkamatie chini" the enthusiastic lad shouted, to which Kitungu replied by blasting the air with live ammo. 

The boys scampered, some followed him from a distance. Now free, Kitungu who seemed to execute a combination of Boko Haram & Alshaab moves danced away while pointing the smoking gun to the relentless villagers. 

He took off leaving his car behind, whose tyres were immediately deflated. 

The boys vowed to disarm him by all extra judicial means.

"Police lazma wachukue ako kakitu ama huyu jamaa tutamwonyesha. Ametuzoea sana" one of the muscular lads stated. 

Our Desk has confirmed that Kitungu has been dispossessed of the gun by Mwingi police and is facing a possible charge of attempted murder. 

Bernard Sila, whom they hoped to stop has won the Wiper nomination with a landslide.  

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