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Goddess Mary Mbithe   Our mole He's not my type - Says goddess Mbithe  A charming and neck breaking female MCA at Kitui County Assembly who is popularly known as the Assembly's goddess has scoffed at reports that she fought a fellow MCA over a pack of balls.  Mary Mbithe, nominated on Wiper party admitted that indeed it was true she exchanged pepper hot slaps with her colleague Judith Wanza from far East.  In an exclusive interview with one of our top moles, goddess Mbithe who owns the most sexy eyes this side of Sahara said that the man in question has no balls worthy her fight. "Balls? What balls? Does he have balls worthy my type?" Mbithe scoffed when our mole reached out to her.  The goddess whose eyes are said to have the  power to see through a man's soul then added:  "It was just a little flexing of muscles ndio heshima idumu. Huyo mumama should not try me" she said.  The slaying goddess is said to be living large and a carefree lifestyle...

Horny or just wayward?  Fighting for balls - coming up sizzling 🔥🔥 ~ A dishonourable fight it was. By now you must have heard from the grapevine how two female MCAs went for each other - tongue, nails and teeth - as each sought to prove ownership over their object of love and infatuation - a rotund chap with a fat face and a goatee to boot! ~ Our bold and factual desk has obtained video footage of the nasty cat fight during the moment when the two _mishonourables_ went for each other's jugular - evidently fighting for balls. We also have a first hand account narration from the Villa's staff.  ~ As you read this, one recalcitrant MCA (yes the one u are looking at) has vowed not to let her stud boy slip off her hands like a punch of millet.  ~ The other, who describes herself as the Assembly's First Lady  has vowed to walk all the way to the moon & back to protect her _mapenzihood._  ¶ Who will blink first?  ¶ What will save the runaway Casanova? May...