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Stealing from artisanal miners  There is something about Kaluki Ngilu and illicit money. The woman doesn't see money that she doesn't want to dip her itchy fingers into. It doesn't matter whose money it is - she must steal it.  Lately, you have seen the outgoing governor dancing herself lame at Artisanal Mines in the East and South. You wonder what is her obsession with the artisanal mining that is not even well supported. Well, wonder no more. In this venture, Ngilu has seen a goldmine, to reap from the sweat of suffering and toiling artisanal miners who spend their days burrowing on ground like moles.  The cohort of artisanal miners has been brought together and charged up to hit and pulverize the earth with fury and vigour, looking for that very precious mineral. But where do they sell it? Well, our investigations have revealed that the money thirsty governor has assembled a cartel of two brokers who have been tasked with collecting these minerals and amassing it at a ...

  It is evident that failed and outgoing Kaluki Ngilu has run out of ideas. The juakali governor who is facing an imminent loss at the ballot is now doing patch up works in a bid to fool and confuse the bitter electorate. Sadly for her, her lies can be detected miles away. Evidence of this lack of ideas and creativity is the recent helter skelter mad rush to schools by Ngilu and her band of unmotivated CECs and COs in the pretext of offering mentorship to pupils and students. On top of this, the terrified Ngilu is also dishing out meager bursaries to students, a clear mockery to education. The mentorship programme in schools that includes Motivational talks and Career guidance for students is an idea of Kitui Woman Rep Irene Kasalu, also known as Mama Miradi which she started sometimes last year and has been ongoing for several months now. Besides this, Kasalu through NGAAF has also been issuing bursaries to needy and deserving students across the county. Schools girls also ben...

Embattled Heath CO Muthoka   All indications are that Ngilu's first generation slave and licker, CO Richard Muthoka is an unwanted man at collapsing mbee nzei administration. Our reliable moles have indicated to us that Muthoka is among a number of officers who will be purged in the soon to be announced Ngilu's reorganization of government. "He has fallen out with the cartels. He is likely to be moved to the newly created department of Fisheries and Bee Keeping" our tipster revealed.  To send a warning to the colourless Muthoka who is credited with demoralization of health officers, Ngilu through her favourite mortician Joshua Chepchieng has transfered 5 officers who were close to Muthoka and who are believed to be his looting gang. The officers have been disgracefully removed from the health department and dumped in backwater places in preparation for a possible suspension/sack.  Those affected are:  1.Dorothy Mumangi , a certified corridor gossiper and rumour mill...

  Embittered Kaluki To say that failed Ngilu has lately gone berserk is to put it rather mildly. The rejected woman is bitter and on a free fall after sensing massive defeat that awaits her at the ballot following her mismanagement and looting of the county. To vent out her anger, the outgoing governor has turned her frustrations on her officers whom she is harassing and tossing around like chicken poop. The latest casualties to fall under Ngilu’s wrath are Galgalo Fayo (Governor’s director of communications) and Denis Omwange Nyang’au alias real Msangi who is the official Twitter advisor for the rejected governor. As you read this, the two officers are licking their wounds in unknown places after Ngilu, on the advice of her closest cartels slapped the two with a mandatory and unpaid 30 days leave. Ngilu accused them of high level incompetence, laziness and lack of creativity in nursing up her dwindling fortunes. “Vijana wamekula suspension bwana. Imagine 30 days unpaid, yo...

  Majority of Kitui county government workers are living in fear and worry. Our interviews with scores of county workers established a freaky, disgruntled and fearful lot. The officers, both senior and junior have no idea when the failed governor will lash at them - with insults and catcalls and calling them names. “The governor is lately at war with everybody my brother. She is brooding and easy to anger. She has become a tyrant …she is confronting and insulting everybody for this or that reason” whispered a deputy director who is one of our part time moles at the juakali mbee nzei government. “She thinks we are the reason for her unpopularity. She doesn’t want to admit that for three good years she has not done any projects that resonate with the people. Her biggest project is Kicotec and nobody relates with it except for a few thieves and looters” the worried director continued. Just three days ago, Ngilu summoned an entire team from one of the departments and demanded t...

Agnes and Catherine receive their share of blessings from their mother   Lay Canon Josephine Mutia, the wife of the late business mogul Mutia Nzomo over the weekend took a bold step to bless her children and grandchildren as a way of preparing them for the life ahead. The event dubbed ‘Matriarch Blessings Carnival ’ was held at the Mutia Nzomo’s home in the outskirts of Kitui town and was officiated by ACK bishop Gideon Muneeni Nzoka. “It is a great occasion and I’m honoured to be here. Open you heart and bless them all. Forget that which might have angered you in the past” the bishop told the lay canon. The family matriarch who is now 73 years old announced that she had nothing against anybody and went ahead to bless all. With a bowl of water held close by her side, she would dip specially prepared mutaa twigs and sprinkle the contents to the stretched arms of the blessees who submissively knelt before her. She wished them all good life. Some were blessed to excel in ...

  Sheria and his wife Hannah Ege The family of Kamba traditional singer Musyoka Wamaiyu is in deep mourning. This follows the death of Wamaiyu's son named Sheria Musyoka who was killed in a road accident in San Francisco, United States of America on Thursday.  Sheria, a Kenyan immigrant was living and working in San Francisco after completing his college studies at Dartmouth College.  Scores of other people were also injured in the road collision that involved 8 vehicles, according to our top moles in the San Francisco state.  Sheria who went to the US on a scholarship leaves behind a mzungu wife and a son who is 3 years old. Sheria loved his family dearly if the photos shared to us by our moles in the US are anything to go by. At the accident scene, federal police officers found the 26-year-old Sheria lying in a pool of blood. He was pronounced dead at the scene, according to police, after being ran over by one of the collision cars. Sheria had just gradua...