Excitement As Governor Mutua Unveils New 1st Lady


There is excitement across the entire Machakos county after governor Alfred Mutua unveiled what looks like his new heartthrob.



The unveiling of the new woman, likely to occupy the county 1st lady position has caused excitement and mixed reactions within social media as some congratulate Mutua for moving on swiftly after being dumped by socialite Lillian Nganga.



Our moles in Machakos county revealed that Mutua, who is running for this year's presidential election has decided to go for the 'less consumables' as a strategy to ward off randy vultures such as Juliani who snatched dashing Lillian away from the hardworking governor. 



"The man is simply a genius. You have to be innovative to kill competition especially where women and love is concerned. His choice is awesome" said Ephaphrus Muthini, a local commentator from Tala.



Majority of the locals say their governor was disoriented after Juliani eloped with his former wife Lillian, saying that now with a hustle free soulmate who doesn't provoke much attention from amorous men, he will have time to campaign and possibly win the presidency and become the 5th!



"A presidential candidate of Mutua's stature really needs a caring soulmate by his side. We congratulate the new woman for agreeing to come into our governor's life at this very critical moment in time" a female political analyst named Makelete Musembi told our desk. 



It is yet not clear whether Mutua will be launching his new First Lady in line with his chapchap mantra and when, but our snitches are working overtime to get the lady's name, her background and her special skills in bagging Mutua. 



Much congratulations from this corner, Mutua the 5th! 



Stay tuned.

Comments

  1. Unknown12 January 2022 at 16:34

    Mtaachana tu acheni kutubeba ufala nkt.

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  2. Davido12 January 2022 at 22:20

    This Governor has a problem.

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  3. Darius wambua13 January 2022 at 12:31

    Governor Mutua is mentally ill and need services of a psychiatrist

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