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Revealed: Why Musila & Close Slaves Want Kiema With Wiper Ticket

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Kiema Kilonzo is a weakling, let's support him - says Musila and team  The setting is at Itoloni village at grandpa's Mailu Musila's home. A team of five, close Musila slaves have joined him for a night tete a tete. They have called the meeting "bringing our heads together"  Resting on the table is a humongous kettle of Tea Masala, Musila's favourite drink and a sizable basin filled with steaming hot boiled corn🌽.  "This is the stuff that has enabled me live for 9 decades today" Musila tells his subjects. He then clears his throat.  "Ni karibu atumia..." he says as he welcomes his high profile visitors.  The visitors are a clique that has already shared out among themselves, positions in Musila's imaginary government. Seated on one corner is County Secretary designate from Kalisasi. On the other end is Chief of Staff designate, a History teacher who loves his Tusker dead cold. Also in the meeting is a famed butcherman who says he w

Exposed: Inside Musila's Dead Game Plan

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 Bitter Mailu Musila INSIDE MUSILA's DEAD GAME PLAN   _Our top mole embedded in his secret meetings_ After ditching Wiper in a huff, having been denied a direct ticket as he was nagging, the aged and bitter Mailu Musila has retreated back to his Itoloni village to re-strategize.  Two days ago, the egocentric Musila called a meeting at his Itoloni home that was attended by his equally bitter band of advisors. They called the meeting "bringing our heads together".  We got one of our top mole to successfully sit through the meeting that discussed - with fury & confusion -  Musila's next plan. Some of his advisors openly abused Kalonzo but Musila calmed them them.  "I have a tight plan on how to revenge for what he has done to me" he assured his restive militia.  So today folks, Our Desk will reveal to you Musila's three (3) pronged formula that was discussed during the secret meeting, and whose details we are privy to.  *1. We are in Jubilee but let u

Wiper Poll Leaves Musila, Kiema Shocked As Malombe Takes Unassailable Lead

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Wiper scientific poll THE Wiper secretariat under the leadership of the party leader Kalonzo Musyoka has held a party consultative meeting whose aim was to scrutinize the results of a scientific opinion poll that was commissioned by the party  a month ago to determine who among the three aspirants is more popular.  The three aspirants seeking to fly the Wiper flag for Kitui gubernatorial race; Dr Julius Malombe, David Musila & Kiema Kilonzo were invited to the meeting to be briefed on the findings of the poll.  The meeting was critical in the sense that Wiper party wants to front the most popular candidate in the 3 counties of Ukambani  where the party leadership is pushing for a negotiated consensus, and where the unpopular aspirants will be asked to drop their bids. The poll findings which have been communicated to the three Kitui aspirants and which have been availed to our desk s how Dr Malombe in an unassailable lead with 60 % followed distantly by David Musila who polled a

Joe Mutambu's Wife Goes For Mulyungi's Seat

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Lydia Mutambu It looks like Hon. Joe Mutambu, former Mwingi Central MP has chickened out of the race in which he had indicated he wanted to reclaim the seat and send the sitting MP, Hon Gideon Mulyungi, alias Tsunami packing. Instead, Mutambu has unleashed his wife, Lydia who was born in Central Kenya to tussle with Mulyungi.  Lydia says she is coming to reclaim the seat once held by her husband Mutambu before he was swept off by Tsunami in 2017 elections. Lydia is running on a Jubilee party which, like Wiper is under Azimio.    One wonders why Joe Mutambu, a political maverick in his own right has cowered from the race and instead hurled his rookie wife into the unchartered waters. Will she withstand the Tsunami wave? It is to be remembered that Gideon Mulyungi bundled Mutambu out of town with a sweeping clean victory in a race that also saw the former LSK chairman Ezekiel Mutua reduced to a cry baby in Mwingi police stations. How then does Lydia Mutambu hope to compete with Mulyungi,

VIDEO: Musila Event Aborts As Crowd Chants Malombe's Name

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Rejected in Mwingi today Musila's low key event in Mwingi aborts as the crowd shockingly breaks into song and dance chanting Dr Malombe's name.  This evening, David Mailu Musila who is pretentiously in Wiper but vying as an independent candidate nearly suffered a massive heart attack after his low key event in Mwingi town turned out to be a Malombe endorsement occasion by the people from larger Mwingi.  A huge crowd that was milling within Mwingi gardens where the grandpa was launching his withered gubernatorial race turned out to be Malombe supporters.  They quickly besieged Musila and his little entourage with chants of " Kyuma Kyuma, Malombe Malombe" as the grandpa was whisked away in great fear.  " Kura zote ni za Malombe, Kyuma mwene. Kuleni pesa ya Umau na mrudi nyumbani " the enthusiastic Malombe supporters from  larger Mwingi chanted. Musila's advisors and his apologists were shocked beyond measure.  Musila himself was dumfounded and shocked to

Musila Does Not Need Wiper - Key Advisor Says

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Mailu Musila who was Tana River DC in 1970. He has vowed to punish larger Kitui .  One of Mailu Musila's key advisors based in Voo village has let the cat out of the bag on the former PC's political calculations. Commenting on a WhatsApp group, Wamalombe (pictured below) who claims to be a close confidant of Musila said it will be useless for the Museums of Kenya retiree to seek Wiper ticket, saying the party will make him lose. " Do you know Musila's chances will become slimmer and slimmer if he flies Wiper ticket? We are smart man...." the political broker who is oscillating between Musila during the day and cavorting with Kiema Kilonzo during the night stated.  This left many wondering if Musila was firmly in Wiper as alleged following his latter day rejoining of the party, after an acrimonious fallout with Kalonzo in 2017 after which Musila wrote a bitter book insulting the Wiper boss for imaginary mistakes. But the Voo analyst Wamalombe who claims to have dai

VIDEO: Malombe Endorsed In Nguni Ward

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Kitui's development champion   In one of his many whirlwind tours across Kitui County, Dr Julius Malombe was today endorsed by the general population in Nguni Ward, Mwingi Central constituency. The incoming governor who is highly accepted by Kitui county residents met enthusiastic groups of voters at Nguni, Maai Mbuvu, Ukasi, Musovo-Mwanzele where the locals praised him for the good development record he set when he served as the pioneer governor. They vowed to mobilize themselves around his candidature.  At Nguni, the respected opinion leader Mzee Simon Malai who has defected from Mailu Musila's dying camp led the locals in welcoming Dr Malombe, saying among the aspirants he is the only leader who can serve the entire Kitui county without discrimination or marginalization of some regions.  Mzee Simon Malai dismissed Mailu Musila as a selfish old man who is driven by greed at sunset years while at the same time dismissing Ngilu as corrupt and Kiema an awful joker.  " Let

Kibwana Endorsed To Run For Makueni Senatorial Seat

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Senate here I come Makueni Governor Prof. Kivutha Kibwana has today officially announced his bid to run for Makueni Senatorial seat. Addressing a section of the county residents at ATC Kwa Kathoka while presiding over the deliberations for 2021/2022 Budgetary allocations, Kibwana said his latest decision was informed by desire to protect devolution.  The governor said he was responding to a relentless appeal by the county residents who had called on him to run for the Senate seat in order to protect the life changing development he had initiated in the county for two terms as the county governor.  " You have asked me if I can run for the senator's seat. That's a good question, and the way I see it, that is work I can do," Kibwana said.  " Because you have requested me to become your Senator, I want to say I am fit for that job. I will work towards promoting and safeguarding devolution in our county," the governor added.  In the recent months, his supporter

Elect Dr Malombe, He Does Not Discriminate - Sings Wamaiyu

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Musyoka Wamaiyu   In yet another reverberating ballad, Kamba crooner Musyoka Wamaiyu has poured praises on incoming Kitui governor Dr Malombe and his leadership style.  In his latest song which is taking the county by storm, Wamaiyu says that unlike Musila and failed Ngilu, DR Malombe does not discriminate in his leadership and would serve all kituians equally and equitably.  Wamaiyu has urged the Kitui county population to unite and coalesce around Dr Malombe and elect him on August 9. Wamaiyu sings that Kitui nation is madly in love with the first governor due to his good leadership style, prudent management of public resources and equitable development projects in all regions of the vast county.  Dr Malombe also has the support of over 90 percent of all county government workers who have suffered ignominy under Ngilu's quack and foolish leadership where salaries are routinely paid after 3 months and all allowances stolen by vicious cartels.  Dr Malombe, whose bid is driven by th