Revealed: Why Musila & Close Slaves Want Kiema With Wiper Ticket

Kiema Kilonzo is a weakling, let's support him - says Musila and team 

The setting is at Itoloni village at grandpa's Mailu Musila's home.

A team of five, close Musila slaves have joined him for a night tete a tete. They have called the meeting "bringing our heads together" 

Resting on the table is a humongous kettle of Tea Masala, Musila's favourite drink and a sizable basin filled with steaming hot boiled corn🌽. 

"This is the stuff that has enabled me live for 9 decades today" Musila tells his subjects. He then clears his throat. 

"Ni karibu atumia..." he says as he welcomes his high profile visitors. 

The visitors are a clique that has already shared out among themselves, positions in Musila's imaginary government.

Seated on one corner is County Secretary designate from Kalisasi. On the other end is Chief of Staff designate, a History teacher who loves his Tusker dead cold. Also in the meeting is a famed butcherman who says he wants nothing big, other than being a senior cartel should Musila clinch the seat. 

"Mwesimiwa wosa selekali nyie nenda kwithiwa ni chief cartel" the butcherman tells the congregation after serving tea and two boiled maize. Not to be left behind is a red eyed man from the west wards of Mwingi town and who has been designated as "Senior Chief Contractor" in Mailu's paper government. 

The grandpapa scoops two tea spoonfuls of honey and drops it in his glass. He then pours tea on it and methodically stirs the contents. He munches quickly on a maize cob and chews furiously. He then lifts his glass and carefully sips the contents. All this while, his slaves are in focused silence, for in Musila's presence - a former Kanu DC & PC in early 80s - you don't speak until he invites you for a talk. 

He swallows hard, scans the faces of his subjects and smiles broadly. 

"Avai muyuume kaindo" he tells his gang, who quickly spring to life like mushrooms during a rainy season. 

"Avai Mwesimiwa syindu ii waimanyie va indi" the butcherman, who is more easy with the aged bull remarks, alluding to Musila's eating habits. The former Tana River DC in 1970 just smiles. 

Soon, the party relapses to the agenda of the day. Sorry, night. 

 

There is only one agenda. "How to tame Dr Malombe and finish Kalonzo totally"

To begin with, the team maps out Dr Malombe as "our only competitor & threat"

They dismiss Kiema Kilonzo as a charlatan, a fraudster & a joker of the season. 

"The accidental ambassador cannot beat Musila in any election. Even a cattle dip election at his Kavalula village, Musila would still floor him by a wide margin" says the County Secretary designate, who prides himself as Musila's political fixer. 

"Hahaha Mheshmiwa eka ngutavye avai, Kiema ona akadeputysiwa ni Kalonzo ndavita avai. Tunamuangusha saa mbili asubuhi" remarked the Senior Chief Contractor designate, sending Musila sneezing with gales of laughter. 

Our top mole, who sniffed through the nocturnal meeting reported that the meeting resolved, as a way punishing Kalonzo and Wiper party, and ensure Wiper loses badly in Kitui gubernatorial race, Musila & his band of bitter souls would support Kiema to clinch the Wiper ticket. 

"Usu ona akaungama naku kwoo Mutitu ndavita. Athelile vyu...mamwisi ta mukola. So akiwa na Wiper tuko sawa Kabisa" snarled the butcherman with a dismissive tone. 

They described Kiema as weak, politically needy, a baggage to Wiper and simply unelectable. 

But for strategic purposes and so as to curtail the popular Dr Malombe, they vowed to "fall in love" with Kiema for convenience purposes. 

"Once we deny Malombe the ticket, and ensure Kiema gets it, we are home and dry. Kiema, his boy and the party will be walloped like a lazy donkey. Hautaskia Wiper Kitui tena," the History teacher analysed, to which the team nodded in agreement. 

The team that describes itself as Musila's Campaign top cream was tasked to start campaigning for Kiema. This would involve activating Musila's rag tag bandits on social media to start posting positively about the colourless Kiema. 

The overall obejctive by Musila & his slaves is to block Dr Malombe and deny the people of Kitui the much needed services, ashame and finish Kalonzo.

 Below listen to Musila speaking about his plan to punish the larger Kitui and serve only Mwingi