Revealed: Why Kyalo & Nganga Fell Out, Badly

Kyalo & Nganga

By Guest writer 

Not long ago, Kyalo Muli aka Kyalo wa Dubai and Alex Nganga, the Miambani ward MCA were the best of friends, at least politically. 

Their political love was purely for convenience purposes. But that's how politics is. 

Today, the two folks openly insult each other with choice words. Nganga calls Kyalo a mad man who deserves a cubicle at Mathari Mental Hospital. 

"Your recent outbursts show a man suffering from a mental health menace" Nganga scoffs at the self declared desert millionaire. 

Kyalo hits back in style, calling Nganga an enemy of Kitui. 

"You are a cunning crook. You have taken advantage of the ignorance and naivety of new MCAs to kidnap and hold the Assembly to ransom so as to bring back your mistress" Kyalo barks, alluding to Kaluki's comeback. 

Nganga's commercial support... 

But why? When the Dubai man started his agitation to topple Kenya's naive County Assembly Speaker Kinengo Katisya, he found secret support in Alex Nganga. This however was not genuine support.

You see, the Dubai man is loud and boisterous and tells anybody who cares to listen how monied he is. So in Kyalo, the conniving Nganga who calls himself King Bokassa in drinking dens saw a cash cow. 

Today, we can confidently report that Nganga has swindled the gullible Kyalo colossal amounts of money on the pretext to help him sneak his balls to the assembly as Speaker. 

Money dries up, Nganga ducks like a guinea fowl...

Truth be told, Nganga was with Kyalo purely for commercial purposes. We have photos of the two in high end pubs imbibing some of the expensive whiskies on Earth, all courtesy of the gullible Dubai man. 

Having been taught street craftiness by the master Queen Ngilu, Nganga plunged headlong into Kyalo's deep pockets where he took residence until Kyalo's pockets started drying up faster than a shallow well on River Thua during summer. 

 Ngilu's handy boy & whisky tester

Lest you forget, Nganga and Ngilu are joined at the hip. Ngilu collected Nganga from the streets of Nairobi where he was a wretched, rookie journalist writing for some gutter newspaper in River Road. 

She thrust Nganga into public limelight by first making him her handbag 👜 carrier and walked with him through several ministries before later shoving him into politics. By this time - courtesy of Kaluki - Nganga could sniff a fine whisky being brewed in Italy or Hong Kong when seated in Kitui town, but we digress.

Back to the main point. So when Kyalo's desert notes evaporated, Nganga slowly cut links with him. He would ignore his calls and texts but Kyalo was patient. 

Unholy alliance with Katisya...

In the meantime, Nganga crafted an unholy alliance with the Assembly Speaker, one Kelvin Katisya who romped into the seat of power by selling the story of his oprhan-hood and poverty riddled past to gullible, young MCAs.  

You see, Katisya is naive, a rookie Speaker who needs a third eye to survive in the Assembly. And this eye comes in the form of Nganga, who is doing his third term as an MCA with rich record in cartel dealings in the Assembly. And just like when he supported Kyalo, Nganga supports Katisya purely for money and convenience. Unlike Kyalo, Katisya is the highest bidder and Nganga loves it that way. He is in business.

Of Central parliamentary seat...

Yet there is something else. Both Nganga and Kyalo eye the Kitui Central parliamentary seat in 2027. There is no way Nganga is going to help Kyalo become his political threat for the seat. And he has vowed to crush Kyalo to smithereens. 

Kyalo is livid. Being a beneficiary of Ngilu's wanton theft in the past, the Dubai man now dismisses Kaluki as a mistress of treachery, who is using Nganga to launch her comeback to county politics. 

We hardly agree with Kyalo but on this, he is so damn right! 

More to follow.....