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Outgoing kitui governor Kaluki OUTGOING Kitui governor Kaluki Ngilu has uncharacteristically been missing from the public eye for 2 weeks in a row. This is quite unlike Ngilu who likes to hog public attention with theatrics and voodooism designed as development.  For 14 days now, Ngilu hasn't chaired her void early morning cabinet meetings, a preserve that has now been left to DG Wathe Nzau.  " Even in these meetings, we are not informed where the governor is or what she is up to. No apologies no greetings " reported one cabinet member. Ngilu's absence from the public has left many questions than answers, curiously because even her close henchmen and slaves have no idea where she is or have been prevailed upon to keep mum. Why? Our reliable desk sniffed around and established that the governor's driver and other close minders are very much around but the governor is no show. Her absence from the county is being spoken about in hushed tones and in dark alleys.  We ...

  Lands n Physical planning minister Masila Your trusted desk has once again landed on an evil plan that has been hatched by one of Ngilu's embattled CEC to harass, intimidate and possibly beat up the newly appointed Lands Minister Samson Nyamai Masila. Our desk has reliably been informed that the embattled CEC whose ministry was split up recently is working in cahoots with a vicious land cartel that had allocated themselves several pieces of public land. On assuming office at the County Ministry of Lands & Physical planing, the youthful Masila instantly went on a drive to keenly look at the land files and clean up the mess in the department. But what the new CEC found was both puzzling and shocking.   "The new minister landed on documents showing that the embattled colleague alongside a cartel have allocated themselves prime pieces of land that belongs to the public. Masila then immediately initiative a process of reverting that land back to the public, something that has...

Restless Catherine Muvea A nasty drama erupted at the Outpatient Department at Kitui level 4 hospital when sacked Ngilu's WhatsApp advisor who is now the head of casual workers at the facility Fatuma Ngesa and the newly posted Catherine Muvea nearly clobbered each other like sewage rats.  The ugly scene that happened in the presence of the Med Sup and the newly posted Administrator almost brought operations at the facility to a standstill as the two aging maids insulted each other like mad baboons.  Trouble started when Catherine Muvea, who is rumoured to be an official mpango wa kando to a Western Kenya mercenary who calls the shots at the juakali mbee nzei government informed Fatuma that she was now the new boss following new changes made by the foreign cartel.  " She told Fatuma the changes made by her sponsor would take effect immediately at which stage Fatuma's fuse snapped and she went on the offensive insulting her to high heavens. She told Catherine she is not a t...

Stealing from artisanal miners  There is something about Kaluki Ngilu and illicit money. The woman doesn't see money that she doesn't want to dip her itchy fingers into. It doesn't matter whose money it is - she must steal it.  Lately, you have seen the outgoing governor dancing herself lame at Artisanal Mines in the East and South. You wonder what is her obsession with the artisanal mining that is not even well supported. Well, wonder no more. In this venture, Ngilu has seen a goldmine, to reap from the sweat of suffering and toiling artisanal miners who spend their days burrowing on ground like moles.  The cohort of artisanal miners has been brought together and charged up to hit and pulverize the earth with fury and vigour, looking for that very precious mineral. But where do they sell it? Well, our investigations have revealed that the money thirsty governor has assembled a cartel of two brokers who have been tasked with collecting these minerals and amassing it at a ...

  It is evident that failed and outgoing Kaluki Ngilu has run out of ideas. The juakali governor who is facing an imminent loss at the ballot is now doing patch up works in a bid to fool and confuse the bitter electorate. Sadly for her, her lies can be detected miles away. Evidence of this lack of ideas and creativity is the recent helter skelter mad rush to schools by Ngilu and her band of unmotivated CECs and COs in the pretext of offering mentorship to pupils and students. On top of this, the terrified Ngilu is also dishing out meager bursaries to students, a clear mockery to education. The mentorship programme in schools that includes Motivational talks and Career guidance for students is an idea of Kitui Woman Rep Irene Kasalu, also known as Mama Miradi which she started sometimes last year and has been ongoing for several months now. Besides this, Kasalu through NGAAF has also been issuing bursaries to needy and deserving students across the county. Schools girls also ben...

Embattled Heath CO Muthoka   All indications are that Ngilu's first generation slave and licker, CO Richard Muthoka is an unwanted man at collapsing mbee nzei administration. Our reliable moles have indicated to us that Muthoka is among a number of officers who will be purged in the soon to be announced Ngilu's reorganization of government. "He has fallen out with the cartels. He is likely to be moved to the newly created department of Fisheries and Bee Keeping" our tipster revealed.  To send a warning to the colourless Muthoka who is credited with demoralization of health officers, Ngilu through her favourite mortician Joshua Chepchieng has transfered 5 officers who were close to Muthoka and who are believed to be his looting gang. The officers have been disgracefully removed from the health department and dumped in backwater places in preparation for a possible suspension/sack.  Those affected are:  1.Dorothy Mumangi , a certified corridor gossiper and rumour mill...

  Embittered Kaluki To say that failed Ngilu has lately gone berserk is to put it rather mildly. The rejected woman is bitter and on a free fall after sensing massive defeat that awaits her at the ballot following her mismanagement and looting of the county. To vent out her anger, the outgoing governor has turned her frustrations on her officers whom she is harassing and tossing around like chicken poop. The latest casualties to fall under Ngilu’s wrath are Galgalo Fayo (Governor’s director of communications) and Denis Omwange Nyang’au alias real Msangi who is the official Twitter advisor for the rejected governor. As you read this, the two officers are licking their wounds in unknown places after Ngilu, on the advice of her closest cartels slapped the two with a mandatory and unpaid 30 days leave. Ngilu accused them of high level incompetence, laziness and lack of creativity in nursing up her dwindling fortunes. “Vijana wamekula suspension bwana. Imagine 30 days unpaid, yo...