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Revealed: How Ngilu Planted Nuski In Azimio Camp

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By guest reporter ~ It looks like everything was meant to go south for ODM leader Raila Odinga. ~ When the rejected Charity Ngilu joined the Azimio camp after having been totally rejected in Kitui County, it was clear that she was transferring her Nuski to Raila and the coalition. ~ And even after getting herself in to revive her dead political fortunes, Ngilu did not want anybody else close to Raila. Ngilu followed and owned Raila the way a maggot follows rotten meat yet she had nothing to offer.  ~ Particularly, the rejected woman did everything possible to ensure that Wiper leader Kalonzo Musyoka was not accepted in the coalition.  ~ Kaluki literally denied Kalonzo the running mate post, and possibly this is how Raila started his journey of losing yet again. ~ When it looked certain that Raila would pick Kalonzo as his running mate, the witchy Ngilu erected all manner of roadblocks. She wanted to clip his wings.  Out of her hatred, she propped up Martha Karua, a colour...

Skymoon Endorses Dr Malombe

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Dr. Malombe alias Kyuma It has been a journey. We have searched every nook and cranny on one who can offer sound, transparent, accountable and fair Leadership.  We have come to the conclusion that it is none other than Dr. Julius Makau Malombe. And this is our conscious decision, we are backing Kyuma for Tuesday, 9th August election. Yes we do. It is Dr. Malombe.  We truly believe he is the man to make Kitui county regain its lost glory and recover from Ngilu's wanton destruction of the county. Truly we do.  And for those reasons and many others, Skymoon endorses Dr. Malombe as the next governor.  Cheers.  God fearing : Dr Malombe shares a word with Bishop Mwongela on servant Leadership

Exposed: How They Plan To Clean KICOTEC Account

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Corrupt CEC Esther Kilonzi, fit for Langata prison   EXPOSED HOW NGILU HAS ORDERED FOR ILLEGAL WITHDRAWAL OF KSH5.6 MILLION FROM KICOTEC ACCOUNT Corrupt CECM Esther Kilonzi deep in the mix. Have they decided to drain the Ocean before they leave office? 😳 ~ Dear Kitui residents, ladies and gentlemen, something ungodly is happening right under your nose. ~ It is our solemn duty to bring it to your attention. _Come with us._ ~ Only 5 days to the election and one Kaluki Ngilu is determined to steal anything and everything of value . Two weeks ago, we told you how she cleaned her office of the expensive furniture and valuable office equipment.  ~ And now hear this. They are determined to drain the KICOTEC bank account held at Equity Bank. ~ Credible information reaching our desk is that Ngilu has strictly ordered for withdrawal of a cool Ksh5.6 million with immediate effect.  ~ Some say this money will be channeled towards the campaigns for Ngilu's political project, Mailu...

Top Intel: Uhuru, Raila Agree to Let Kalonzo Run The Show In Ukambani

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Our Reporter  Just a few days to the General Elections, our desk has landed on top Intelligence Report that seems to seal the fate of Jubilee and ODM candidates in Wiper party strongholds.  According to the Parties Intelligence Report seen by our team, President Uhuru Kenyatta who is the leader of Jubilee party and ODM leader Raila Odinga have agreed to technically withdraw their support for any candidates affiliated to their parties who are running against Wiper candidates in Ukambani . This, according to the Intelligence Report is informed by the fact that the two top Azimio la Umoja leaders do not want to antagonize Kalonzo in his stronghold. President Kenyatta and Odinga have instead agreed to support Kalonzo to win all major seats in the Ukambani region. These seats, according to a memo signed by the two include Parliamentary seats, Senatorial seats and Governors seats.  "The two leaders have a lot of respect for Kalonzo whom they want to work with to defeat Ruto. As...

Don't Let The Elephant Die With Its Tasks

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  Cartels *Open Letter...* 📨 📨 DEAR KITUI RESIDENTS/ VOTERS - DON'T LET THE ELEPHANT 🐘 DIE WITH ITS TASKS ~~ Greetings folks, ladies and gentlemen. This is your favourite and bold desk, the _Skymoon Desk_ talking directly to you. Come with us. ~~ The last couple of days, you have seen and witnessed an unholy alliance between the outgone Charity Ngilu and the retired Museums of Kenya aged employee Mailu Musila. ~~ Now folks, you will notice that the failed Ngilu is the only governor in the whole country who performed so dismally that on her own volition, and choking from the people's mounting pressure, chose not to defend her seat.  ~~ Her misadventure in office over the last 5 years was characterized by looting cartels, raw pilferage, mysterious fires and brazen incompetence, thereby sinking the county to the abyss.   ~~ However Ngilu is shameless. To extend her misrule, she has found a perfect Candidate in Mailu Musila, the Jubilee's comatose candidate. ~~ Musi...

Mega Theft: Ngilu's Office Cleaned Up By Hired Burglars

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Our Writer   Kitui county governor's office - as we know it- is now a shell of its former self.  Today, we boldly reveal to you details on how the office was a few days ago vandalized and all the valuable office items carted away at night in a truck 🚛. According to our reliable sources, four men in a min truck drove in at the dead of the night, and in about one hour, cleaned the office of all the valuables.  It is not immediately clear where the items worthy tens of millions of shilliings were relocated to but our detectives are nosing around.  Our sources at the collapsed mbee nzei regime have told our desk that Kaluki Ngilu's office was furnished like no other in East and Central Africa, with designer and magnificent furniture decorating the spacious office. These are no more. What was stolen Our trusted tipsters have disclosed that some of the high end valuable items stolen in the pre-arranged night burglary include: 1. A humongous designer table made of mahogan...

Revealed: Musila To Be Zoned Out As Jubilee Writes To Him

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Mailu Musila of JP Our Reporter   The zoning agreement within the Azimio - One Kenya coalition to prevail on weak candidates to drop out of the race in favour of strong candidates has now hit home. Here in Kitui county, former senator David Mailu Musila who is running for the gubernatorial position on a Jubilee Party ticket is the casualty of these negotiations meant to boost Azimio - One Kenya numbers.  A letter from the Jubilee Party (JP) addressed to Musila and which has been availed to the Skymoon Desk in confidence indicates that the party has announced its decision to withdraw its interest in Kitui governor's race, leaving the stage for the most popular party in Ukambani; Wiper.  The letter dated 22nd June 2022 and signed by the party's Secretary General Jeremiah Kioni and addressed to David Musila reads in part; Dear Hon. David Musila. Kindly note, in light of negotiations between the party leaders for Jubilee party, Wiper party and ODM party which form part of the...