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90 percent of all female workers at mbee nzei government who have interacted with Philip Kiema (pictured) want the man sacked, and possibly jailed.  You see, Kiema, a deputy director plucked from a dusty classroom by the failed Ngilu is not your average Casanova.  The aged bull is said to have high libido, a mountainous ego and bad attitude. Indeed, Kiema whose workstation is at Kitui county referral hospital is said to be a decorated skirt chaser and doesn't allow any female legs bypass his roving eyes.  So much trouble has the old billy goat caused to female workers at the hospital that the docile minister, Winnie Kitetu summoned him recently after the female workers threatened to hold a mother of all demos to demand his immediate sacking.  The female workers got fed up with the Casanova's   unbecoming and unprofessional conduct that they shouted to waziri Kitetu to rescue them from the pervert. Information availed to us show that Kitetu, fuming like a wo...

As you read this, the theatre at Kitui county referral hospital is itself sick and in shambles. According to our reliable moles, the theatre is totally unoperational and patients requiring surgical services are being directed to private hospitals within town where they pay expensively for such services.  Is it a collusion by cartels to enrich private hospitals who possibly remit a cut to mbee nzei cartels?  Our desk has established that the facility which should be fully equipped and operating 24/7 lacks key basic commodities such as anaesthetics, gauzes, and others that make a theatre operational. Even the anaesthetic machine is dead.  " The situation is worse. We can't operate on patients because there are no basic requisite commodities. We really sympathize with suffering patients," said a medical officer who described the situation at the hospital as dire and grave.  We established that the operating room has not been in  operation for over two weeks now, th...

OPEN LETTER Dear mama From the very onset, let us congratulate you for your overzealous efforts in supporting ODM leader Raila Odinga in his quest to succeed president Uhuru Kenyatta. Without any fear of contradiction, let us affirm that you are doing very well on that score, and that's where you belong. We say you belong to Raila's national camp for a valid reason. Our conviction is that you too is alive to that reason - because, give it to you - you are not a political fool. Your position at the county as governor has evidently become untenable. And you know this very well. There is no point in you trying to defend the seat, because Kituians are restive and can't wait to get rid of you. We want to believe you know this too. Because as we said, you might be many things but not a political simp.  If you walk anywhere across the vast Kitui county, the people are determined. Their voice is solid and focused. You can say their eyes have hatched. And trust you me, they are not ...

A cloud of mourning has engulfed dozens of Kitui slayqueens and socialites following the mysterious death of a 'beautiful' judicial officer working at Kitui law courts. The man identified as state prosecutor Gesire, attached to the Office of Director of Public Prosecutions (ODPP), Kitui and who is described by the mournful slayqueens as both beautiful and handsome was found dead this morning inside his house near Resort Hotel. According to detectives, his naked body was found dangling from the grills of a bathroom inside his house with a leather belt fasted around his neck. The cops concluded that the officer who has made local girls teary and moody committed suicide. A reported suicide note that is yet to be made public has Gesire detailing his financial and love woes, something that probably drove the 34 year old to the edge.  When his death was announced, slayqueens and socialites who knew and interacted with the youthful judicial officer sunk into  instant depression, with...

Prof Kibwana Today, we can authoritatively report that the decision by Makueni governor Prof Kivutha Kibwana to run for a Senate position when his term expires is driven by the people's push to have him remain at the county and protect devolution.  Our desk has confirmed that Kibwana who is hailed as the doyen of devolution and development has been forced by the people of Makueni to shelve his presidential ambitions and gun for the county's Senate seat.  A source who is an opinion leader and a member of Makueni Peoples' Development Committees revealed that for many months, the Makueni electorate has been piling pressure on Kibwana to consider running for the seat as a way of protecting devolution in the county as well as continuity of his stellar development record.  "It is we the people who have convinced our governor to abandon his presidential ambition so as to serve us as Senator. We are happy he has yielded to our demands " stated the source.  The Makueni Peo...

Prof Kibwana Makueni governor Kivutha Kibwana has finally shelved his presidential ambitions and focused his eyes on capturing the county senate seat. Our desk can today authoritatively report that Kibwana, who has served his two terms as governor will be going for the senate seat, currently held by Mutula Kilonzo Jnr. Our resident moles in Makueni who are close to the outgoing governor indicate that already a chilling warning has been sounded to Mutula Jnr to get something else to do or perish in the wilderness after the coming polls on August 9. " Yes he is going for that seat and I can assure you Makueni residents will vote for him overwhelmingly. He wants to continue fighting for devolution but this time at the Senate after successfully running the county as governor for two terms," revealed one of our moles.  Kibwana's decision has left the current senator at cross roads not knowing whether to defend his seat and wait to be made  minced meat by Kibwana or run for the...

There is excitement across the entire Machakos county after governor Alfred Mutua unveiled what looks like his new heartthrob. The unveiling of the new woman, likely to occupy the county 1st lady position has caused excitement and mixed reactions within social media as some congratulate Mutua for moving on swiftly after being dumped by socialite Lillian Nganga. Our moles in Machakos county revealed that Mutua, who is running for this year's presidential election has decided to go for the 'less consumables' as a strategy to ward off randy vultures such as Juliani who snatched dashing Lillian away from the hardworking governor.  " The man is simply a genius. You have to be innovative to kill competition especially where women and love is concerned. His choice is awesome" said Ephaphrus Muthini, a local commentator from Tala. Majority of the locals say their governor was disoriented after Juliani eloped with his former wife Lillian, saying that now with a hustle free...

Embattled & unwanted   It looks like failed and rejected Kaluki Ngilu is on her last ditch efforts to salvage her collapsed mbee nzei regime.  The outgoing governor is engaged in theatrics and hopeless kicks meant to salvage her juakali administration as voters agitate to kick her out of office in August this year.  Our resident moles in the juakali administration have seen a memo of mini reshuffle affecting some Chief Officers. Those who are said to be not in good books with the besieged woman and her cartels  are being shunted away and dumped in dubious designations while those who are lickers are placed in favourable positions. In the latest reshuffle, Ngilu has moved CO Enock Nguthu from the department of Economic planning and placed him in the department of Livestock. His position at the Economic Planning has been taken over by Assistant Director Kimwele who is said to be a Ngilu slave.  CO Songolo who is threatening to run for Mwingi West parliamentary...

  Rejected Kaluki Ngilu Drama erupted at a funeral in Miambani ward which is in the heart of Kitui Central when some idle lickers allied to failed and outgoing governor Kaluki Ngilu were nearly chased away by an irate crowd. Trouble for the Ngilu lickers started when her goon known as Kuthamba attempted to retch up the mourners by mentioning the rejected woman. "Tyo mwisi ninduu na ngilu...." the drunk goon chimed while rolling up his blood shot eyes to see the reaction from the crowd.  "Aaii thi naku we, maundu maku na Ngilu twikenda...thi vyu" the agitated crowd roared back, getting the goon and his fellow lickers flatfooted. Dejected and lost, the goon handed over the mic to the area MCA, one Alex Nganga who is a Ngilu slave of many decades and who moles say has lately invested his time drinking hard liquor after sensing massive defeat for his goddess.  But being clever, Nganga could not broach the Ngilu subject since he knows she is not wanted in Miambani, just ...